Stay: at this hotel [via chicha]

Rent: a Forest Service tower [via girlhacker]

See: too much in Reflectoporn [via memepool]

Read: Using robot jockeys instead of children [via engadget]

Play: imagination [via debgpi]

Watch: Fruit-fly Fight Club [via geisha]

Look: evil animals [via chicha]

Buy: designer foosball [via engadget]

Remodel: with translucent concrete [via monkeyfilter]

Watch: guitar interpretation of Bambi

Read: Bait cars reel in thieves [via techdirt]

Figure out: Choosing a Restaurant [via locussolus]

Calculate: Do-It-Yourself Deity [via green fairy]

Quiz: What Pre-1985 Video Game Character Am I? [via small victory]

Read: 1st issue of Superman [via tmn]

Watch: Man drinks a gallon of milk [via boingboing]

Watch more: Another man drinks a gallon of milk [via boingboing]

Smell: Nintendo air freshener [via gizmodo]

Envy: Video games at Times Square

Decide: Separated at birth?

Quiz: What type of cheese are you? [via da*xiang]

See: the Peep prank [via boing]

Read: 100 most challenged books [via tmn]

Anticipate: Future beer ads [via boing]

..."What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The third nun pauses, thinks for a moment then she says "Wow, that's a hard one...." and the pearly gates fly open before she can finish her answer.

Learn how long you'd live in a vacuum [via snarkcake]

Live in shipping containers [via boingboing]

Play Tower Blaster [via idletype]

See another unusual urinal [via exclamation mark]

Watch food porn [via amateur gourmet]

Buy tables made of bombs [via jwalk]

Learn why you dreamed Tetris [via rebecca's pocket]

Read rejected Firmary names [via boingboing]

Quiz What genre of rock are you? [via viral marketing]

Quiz: Rate your life [via Discount Blogger]

Buy: A rotating house [via girlhacker]

Make: NASA paper models [via boingboing]

Read: GQ interview with Morrissey [via larehearted boy]

Buy: T-rex out of chickens [via monkeyfilter]

Look: Thinking of remodeling? [via anil]

Search: Who did your neighbor donate to? [via kottke]

Make: Star Wars stuff out of paper [via boing]

You will tell me how to get to Sesame Street! [via waxy]

Quiz: Hello Kitty stress test [via viral marketing]

Watch: Thriller, in Lego! [via waxy]

Look: Social theorists, in Lego! [via boingboing]

Look: Funny baseball cards [via jwalk]

Make: Paper models [via smartpatrol]

Make: Paper Japanese robots [via boingboing]

Sing: Moria, I'm lost in a mine called Moria ...

Quiz: What your music tastes say about you [via jwalk]

What cats are thinking [via debgpi]

Play: Insanely fast typing game [via waxy]

Listen: Stairway to Gilligan [via largehearted boy]

Learn: cartoon genetics [via jwalk]

Quiz: Which Colossal Death Robot Are You? [via popculturejunkmail]

Bonus: No Icewater here [via sixdifferentways]

Starwarz Gangster Rap [thanks, Jenny!]

Getting Chris Rock's cell phone number [via engadget]

Black, magnetic Silly Putty [via fark]

Morrissey gets a job [via francis]

Stalin's last army invades

Quiz: Can you pass the third grade? [via j-walk]

Quiz: Do all Asian people look the same to you? [via viral marketing]

Game: Simulate the life of a fast food worker [via viral marketing]

Create: Custom Bush/Cheney posters [via wonkette]

Arm wrestle my ego*

Steve Martin mocks the Passion*

Philosophical disclaimers*

100 mispronounced words*

Don't Switch Horsemen Mid-Apocalypse*

Three-head frog a fake?*

Quiz: Catholic scandals*

FBI guide to concealable weapons*

Better CD labels*

Tattoo clothes*

Mickey Mouse found on Mars!*

Bunny found on Mars!*

Three-headed toad found!*

Bunnies in the Exorcist!*

Quiz: Democrat or Republican?*

Do you happen to have the time?*

Need a better alibi?*

The Opportunity has a LiveJournal*

Edit your own Psycho shower scene*

Doing it for science*[Not quite SFW]

Play pinup solitaire*

If the Simpsons were Indian*

Lyrics & translation of the Ewok song*

Harder than it looks: separate red from blue*

Handy Aramaic phrases*

Awwwww*

Related: Awwww*

Passion of Christ blooper reel transcript*

Lord of the Rings inspired by ancient epic

Classic 80s games*

Puzzle pirates*

Terrifying fish*

How to fake your own death*

God hates shrimp*

Listen to an interview with the Homestar Runner creators*

Date your way up the social ladder*

David Gest's prescription drug list and signature*

Episode IV in asciimation*

Avatar creator*

John Updike's best poem ever*