Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?!

Watch a classic: Triumph attacks the nerds at the Attack of the Clones premiere [thanks, matt!]

Quiz: How panic-proof are you? [via jwalk]

Bribe: Your way into a restaurant [via mefi]

Watch: What would you do if you found your bitch cheating? ( [via mefi]

Read: Everything's funnier with a monkey [via hit and run]