...you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

Test: Name That Candy Bar Cross Section [via mug]

Doppelganger: Another Icewater!

Play: one-dimensional Tetris [via monkeyfilter]

Quiz: What revolution are you? [via terrible beauty]

Uncover: Dial-a-cheater [via MeFi]